Got a swole 10/10 German steroid junky to provide me with 60 minutes intense cardio then kicked him out naked.

Got a swole 10/10 German steroid junky to provide me with 60 minutes intense cardio then kicked him out naked.

I was holidaying last December in Cape Town with my aunt. She has one of these flats in a complex with a sea view right on the beachfront.

One morning, after my aunt went to work, I decided to skip my workout at the complex gym and go for a run instead. I just saw a tour bus offload a few of what looked like German giants, bodies pumped full of steroids. This needed investigating.

Put on my tiniest pair of running shorts, a sports tank and my running shoes. Caught a quick look at myself in the mirror. My reflection agreed. I was ready to go slay a giant. Grabbed my aunts pooch, Gabanna, and I was off.

I noticed 10 minutes into the run, someone following just a little too close. I turn around and see the cutest beagle attached to a middle-age 3/10 in spandex shorts. Both drooling at the sight of me.

"Are you following me", I asked. He replied by falling down, rolling over and begging me to take him home with me. The dog following his lead and did the same. I roll my eyes and walk off. At least the dog was cute.

I reach the spot with the Germans and sit close by. Unleashed Gabana and ordered her to "fetch".

Minutes later she returns safely nestled in the arms of this golden Adonis of a man. "Is thees your puppy?", he said in a deep Arnold Schwarzenegger voice with this thick accent. *Terminate me. Terminate me right now!* I thought. i just smiled and nodded as I leaned back giving him a good view of every inch of my body while I admired his.

Minutes later, we were back at my aunts house. What can I say? Accents turn me on. I let him smash me with the force of 300 Spartans attacking the persian army. That boy worked me like a kid doing math homework, long and hard.

An hour later, I was done. I went to the kitchen, got a protein bar. Whistled to get his attention, unwrapped the bar, lead him to the door and threw it outside. He bounded after it. I slammed the door and latched it. Went to room gathered his clothes and threw it off the balcony. Got to love a guy with more muscles than brain cells.

I didn't see if the found his clothes, I was already in the deepest sleep. After all dogs will be dogs. Woof.

*end of part 2